What do you say when you're on camera, miked, and conscious while falling 1,600 feet in a botched skiing stunt?

It takes a long time to complete the fall, and yet no intelligible insights are shared.

"While filming for Paradise Waits up in the Neacola range of AK, [Ian McIntosh] dropped into a line he thought he had studied thoroughly enough, only to fall into an unseen five foot deep trench on one of his first turns. 'From there, my slough took over and their was no way to stop, I pulled my airbag to help prevent against any possible trauma injuries as I tumbled to the bottom,' he said. While attempting to regain his footing, Mac lost a ski and cartwheeled over 1,600 feet in under a minute."

Oh, he had an airbag. That changes the whole experience of the video, doesn't it? I was waiting for him to say something like "God help me" or "I love you Mom" or "Still alive! Still alive!" but perhaps it was rather mundane from the inside.

This gets my things are not what they seem tag.